devotedecay:

THE  TEXAS  CHAINSAW  SERIES   _{sentence starters !}

_{this was made using dialogue from the first six movies.   trigger warning for mentions of violence, murder, animal death, gore, drug usage, incest , ableist and misogynistic language, nsfw themes, and everyone just generally being assholes.   feel free to edit these as you please.}

•  _{“ i heard you, but it don’t mean much. ”}
  
•  _{“ a dog will hunt. ”}
•  _{“ you’re so dead you don’t even know it. ”}
•  _{“ what kinda sick shit is this? ”}
•  _{“ oh, you just hush. ”}
•  _{“ i promise you, you and i are gonna have some fun. ”}
•  _{“ what if i were to turn you loose, what would you give me? ”}
•  _{“ don’t call me darling, dammit. ”}
•  _{“ no, please! no! ”}
•  _{“ that was for your own good. ”}
•  _{“ do you think all i wanna do is kill you? ”}
•  _{“ back up, pig fucker! ”}
•  _{“ i’m starting to think you like wasting my time. ”}
•  _{“ if that’s what you want, it’s up to you. ”}
•  _{“ i wonder whose tongue this is? ”}
•  _{“ what are you doing to yourself? ”}
•  _{“ today i’m gonna use my tongue in ways the lord never intended. ”}
•  _{“ you’re just trying to scare me into leaving. ”}
•  _{“ they take the head and they boil it, except for the tongue. ”}
•  _{“ how mad at me are you? ”}
•  _{“ you don’t need to be walking these roads alone at night. you should get in. ”}
•  _{“ stop, you’re scaring me. ”}
•  _{“ no talking until after i say grace, asshole. ”}
•  _{“ i’m gonna ask you nicely one more time. ”}
•  _{“ yeah, you gotta watch it getting into cars with strangers these days. ”}
•  _{“ people shouldn’t kill animals for food. ”}
•  _{“ you have to get out of here. ”}
•  _{“ oh my god, i’m way too stoned for this. ”}
•  _{“ it’s easier to resist at the beginning than the end. ”}
•  _{“ man, it’s hot in here. ”}
•  _{“ please stop your damn bellyaching. ”}
•  _{“ i smell bullshit. ”}
•  _{“ you’re gonna get killed doing that. ”}
•  _{“ you don’t know what the hell you’re doing. ”}
•  _{“ i think you’re chasing the wrong tail, buddy. ”}
•  _{“ i’ve got a perfect willingness to die. ”}
• _{“ you stay away from me, you fucking animal! ”}
  
•  _{“ there’s more work to be done, lets get it over with. ”}
•  _{“ you know why i’m here. ”}
•  _{“ get your sweet little ass back in the dirt until i say otherwise. ”}
•  _{“ look at me, i’m not a dope smuggler. ”}
•  _{“ you can’t get cancer from not having sex. ”}
•  _{“ i hate when this happens. ”}
•  _{“ guess i’m falling apart on you, honey. ”}
•  _{“ do you fuck all of your cousins or just the ones you find attractive? ”}
•  _{“ that was beautiful form. ”}
•  _{“ son of a bitch smells just like a slaughterhouse. ”}
•  _{“ the only thing you’re gonna catch in this water is disease. ”}
•  _{“ oh, he’s weird looking. ”}
•  _{“ what’re the chances of a brainless bitch like you knowing how to use that thing, huh? ”}
•  _{“ hey, what the shit? ”}
• _{“ it’s too much, i’m gonna be sick. ”}
  
•  _{“ where you headed, man? ”}
•  _{“ are you ashamed of your country? ”}
•  _{“ what are you afraid of, that they might try to fuck you? ”}
•  _{“ hell’s exactly what they raised. ”}
  
•  _{“ there’s roadkill all over texas. ”} 
•  _{“ fine, i lied, but it’s not my fault they were stupid enough to believe it. ”}
•  _{“ i guess that’s what brains look like. kind of like lasagna. ”}
•  _{“ keep your voice down. ”}  
•  _{“ what you do is your own business. ”}
•  _{“ boy are you dumb.} 
•  _{“ well, first i’m gonna kill you. it ain’t no fucking biggie. ”}
•  _{“ your little ass is gonna be in big trouble. ”}
•  _{“ how’d you get stuck way out here? ”}
•  _{“ i did it for us. ”}
•  _{“ are you afraid of a little blood? ”}
•  _{“ you beautiful bastard, you. ”}
•  _{“ i just thought of something so cool, what if we got into a wreck, and we crashed into the car in front of us and we all died. they could write a song about it. ”}
•  _{“ they live off fear, they thrive on it. ”}
•  _{“ the saw is family. ”}
•  _{“ you wouldn’t lie to me, would you? ”}
•  _{“ well lookie here, we’ve got ourselves a killer. ”}
•  _{“ you’ve never had a date in your life you’re so ugly. ”}
•  _{“ how often do girls blow their heads off in this shit hole town? ”}
•  _{“ that was so not cool. ”}
•  _{“ i have a question for you. ”}
•  _{“ you’re not scared, you don’t know shit about being scared. not yet. ”}
•  _{“ you better rocket, cowboy. ”}
•  _{“ promise you won’t hurt me. ”}
•  _{“ on a list of bad ideas, that one is way up there. ”}
•  _{“ i’m sorry, but we’re all gonna die. ”}
• _{“ you just keep sweet talking me, dumpling. ”}
  
•  _{“ that gun’s no good. ”}
•  _{“ you think i give a god damn what happens to you? ”}
•  _{“ you can’t do it alone. ”}
•  _{“ put down the weapon, don’t be stupid. ”}
•  _{“ there could be dead people buried all around us and we would never know. ”}
•  _{“ you really think you’re something in that outfit, don’t you? ”}
•  _{“ it is my fault. ”}
• _{“ there comes a time when every boy becomes a man. ”}
  
•  _{“ come on and take a sip, you gotta have something to build up your strength. ”}
•  _{“ i’ve got a mind to slit your damn throat. ”}
•  _{“ i like that skin of yours. ”}
•  _{“ after the glory, here comes the shame. ”}
•  _{“ the old way, with the sledgehammer, see that was better, they died better that way. ”}
•  _{“ that’s it. don’t call me dumb. ”}
•  _{“ i’ll tuck you in special every night. ”}
•  _{“ this is bullshit, i have rights. ”}
•  _{“ quiet! you act like a pack of hounds. ”}
  
•  _{“ how are you an expert on the dumbest shit? ”}
•  _{“ you figure it out, it’s your life. welcome to the real world. ”}
•  _{“ i don’t want to fight anymore. ”}
•  _{“ what if they’re a murderer and they want us to follow them? ”}
•  _{“ ladies love a man in uniform. ”}
•  _{“ you got one choice, sex or the saw? ”}
•  _{“ i oughta blow your fucking brains out right now. ”}
•  _{“ get back in there! get your ass back in there. ”}
•  _{“ you think this is a party? ”}
•  _{“ i’ve never seen anybody die before. ”}
•  _{“ basically if you’re buried right your skin turns into poison crisco. ”}
•  _{“ i think you have a beautiful voice. ”}
•  _{“ please, you can make them stop. ”}
•  _{“ you blasphemous bitch! ”}
•  _{“ he’s a really bad man. ”}
• _{“ what’s it gonna be,  you gonna be the motherfucker who eats, or are you gonna be the poor sorry motherfucker who gets ate? “}
  
•  _{“ this is your lucky day. ”}
•  _{“ how about giving me a hand, asshole? ”}
•  _{“ i just wanna go home, okay? ”}
•  _{“ turned traitor for a piece of tail. ”}
•  _{“ i had to do it. i used you. ”}
•  _{“ can you believe we didn’t know each other yesterday? ”}
•  _{“ you shut your cock sucker, you son of a bitch. ”}
• _{“ you’re a lot tougher than i thought. ”}
  
•  _{“ i told you, i’m a bitch. ”}
•  _{“ are there people in those bags? ”}
•  _{“ if you get too hot, you can always take your clothes off. ”}
•  _{“ you’re gonna get in my way. ”}
•  _{“ i’m sorry, sweetie, i got a big mouth. ”}
•  _{“ you expect me to do this by myself? ”}
•  _{“ you can’t make me go back there. ”}
  
•  _{“ i ain’t finished with you yet. ”}
•  _{“ you just figure out how to do it and do it. ”}
•  _{“ they just get dumber and dumber, don’t they? ”}
•  _{“ i should have listened to my old man and went into real estate. ”}
•  _{“ please, don’t let them kill me. ”}
•  _{“ you like this face? ”}
•  _{“ what the fuck is wrong with you people? ”}
•  _{“ get that thing off my cutting board. ”}
•  _{“ i ain’t got no fear left. ”}
•  _{“ you’re embarrassing me in front of company. ”}
•  _{“ i always get yanked into this shit. ”}
•  _{“ shut up, you bitch hog. ”}
•  _{“ okay, could you relax, because you’re not helping. ”}
•  _{“ you brought this all on yourself. ”}
•  _{“ try to speak plain, it saves time. “}
•  _{“ i really wish you would call me ____. ”}
•  _{“ do i have to do every damn thing around here? ”}
•  _{“ how bad is it? i can’t feel it. ”}
•  _{“ do you mean talk or dance around the real subject with chit-chat? ”}
•  _{“ you don’t understand nothing. ”}
•  _{“ we’re on our own now. ”}
•  _{“ excuse me, you mind getting the fuck out of my way? ”}
•  _{“ we’re not even having fun yet. ”}
•  _{“ could be worse, at least we’re not as bad off as those people in the body pit. ”}
•  _{“ i just can’t take no pleasure in killing. ”}
•  _{“ you’re all gonna pay for your sins. especially you. ”}
•  _{“ i believe you, i might be the only believer you’ve got. ”}
•  _{“ just some things you gotta do. don’t mean you gotta like it. ”}
•  _{“ hard ass, me? maybe a semi hard ass but i’ve got a soft heart. ”}
•  _{“ i’ll take you back to hell. ”}
•  _{“ okay, miss priss, cut that out. ”}